In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

One nice thing about silence is that it can't be repeated.

No mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.

Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.

People all say that I've had a bad break. But today... today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Having to work hard never had any real appeal for me, and that may have some connection with me being in the movies.