I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

People all say that I've had a bad break. But today... today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community.

People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American.

No mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.

This is a terrible place to spend your life in. Nobody in Hollywood is normal. Absolutely nobody. And they have such a vicious attitude toward one another. They say much worse things about each other than outsiders say about them, and nobody has any real friends.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.