People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American.

One man who saw through his own eyes and thought with his own brain. Such men may be rare, they may be unknown, but they move the world.

People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American.

There ain't never a horse that never been rode; there ain't never a rider that can't be thrown.

Until I came along all the leading men were handsome, but luckily they wrote a lot of stories about the fellow next door.

The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community.

No mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.