Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

Usually when I sat down to draw a cartoon, it would be more of a reflection of things in my past. Or it could be something I had experienced that morning, or that week, or something I might know that's part of my background.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'