The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

It would be hard to get worse. I had only one direction to go.