Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

It would be hard to get worse. I had only one direction to go.

Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.