It would be hard to get worse. I had only one direction to go.
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.
Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.