On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

It would be hard to get worse. I had only one direction to go.