Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.
The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.
A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.