If they haven't heard it before it's original.
A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.
Men are not against you, they are merely for themselves.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.
A book is never finished; it's abandoned.