I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. "Thee and thous" - the guy sounds like a faggot.

Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

I like to approach every day like it's the only day I will ever have.

I wanted to be in a band that gave bang for the buck. I wanted to be in the band who didn't look like a bunch of guys who, you know, should be in a library studying for their finals.