Most people are so busy living they neglect to take the time to ask why.

With just a little effort, life can be more or less exceptionally tolerable.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

Never negotiate with kids. They don't have life experience, and they don't have repercussions for bad decisions; they still get fed and housed.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

Most people are so busy living they neglect to take the time to ask why.

William Shakespeare sounds to me like some kind of faggot.