Most people are so busy living they neglect to take the time to ask why.

It's in the history books, the Holocaust. It's just a phrase. And the truth is it happened yesterday. It happened to my mother. I never met my grandfathers or my grandmothers. They were all wiped up in the gas chambers of Nazi Germany.

I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. "Thee and thous" - the guy sounds like a faggot.

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

If you look at YOURSELF as the brand, then you will understand an intrinsic truth: People judge.

You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.