Before you go out there and try to conquer the universe... get your act together.

Coming back to Israel is a homecoming.

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

Let's look different! I like monster movies, so why can't I have Godzilla's face on my boots?

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

Kiss is not a charity. Never, ever mix commerce and charity.