I was never interested in being a rock star. I always wanted to be Boris Karloff.

If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married.

You don't need jails, you get put a thousand miles into the middle of Australia, you can go wherever you want, go ahead, but if you come into a city it's straight to jail.

No one has the right to shake his finger in your face.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.