I have sold my soul to the devil.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

I hope the guy who came up with the phrase 'sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll' rots in hell, I'd like to change it so it makes more sense: 'sex death and rock 'n' roll'

Fame is important, but to be rich is more important.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.