I have sold my soul to the devil.

Rock is about finding who you are. You don't necessarily have to play your instrument very well at all. You can just barely get by and you can be in a rock band.

Before you go out there and try to conquer the universe... get your act together.

What we have is pretty meaningless. It's what we are that counts.

I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. "Thee and thous" - the guy sounds like a faggot.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.