Elvis is the king of rock and roll, who made white kids shake their shackle.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.

Gene Simmons planned on being a success the moment he launched himself out of his mother's womb.