The only jobs kids have are to do well in school, to be charming and polite, and be thankful. That's it. I'll house you, protect you, I'll even give my life for you, and in return, you will behave.

If you choose to become a smoker, you are an idiot, and you may lack the discipline and intelligence to be a successful entrepreneur.

I'm from Israel, so America has no limits. I started a record label, and then I started managing other artists, like Liza Minelli.

People are only what we believe them to be.

Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.