My hero is me. Why? Because I was a poor little kid who was told, `Hey stupid, can`t you speak English?` Now all those people work for me. Despite whatever circumstances I came across, I was always able to rise to the top and there`s only one way to do that - by being selfish, but also by believing in yourself. Belief is self-knowing. Even Yoda out of Star Wars said, `Do or do not. There is no try.

Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

It's too easy to do a patriotic-themed show to crawl into people's hearts and minds.

There are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

People are only what we believe them to be.

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.