Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific.

When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'

I was never interested in being a rock star. I always wanted to be Boris Karloff.

When you look at Clark Kent when he's working at the Daily Planet, he's a reporter. He doesn't fly through the air in his glasses and his suit.

If you look at YOURSELF as the brand, then you will understand an intrinsic truth: People judge.

If you're lucky, you don't think in a straight line.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.