Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific.

I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.

Men want success and sex. Women want everything.

With just a little effort, life can be more or less exceptionally tolerable.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.