Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

The most important word in American, in Western culture, is "I."

England is a profoundly bizarre place that has produced thousands of bands the world has worshipped.

Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.

I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. "Thee and thous" - the guy sounds like a faggot.

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.