Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Wealth for its own sake is an empty shell. Wealth that includes making other people's lives better will reward you even more than the beautiful mansion you live in.

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it.

It's better to be an octopus than a fish. If an octopus loses a tentacle to a predator, the octopus will survive with seven tentacles left for itself.