That's why I'm a big supporter of the death penalty. I want to be the hangman. I would put many more people to death like the kids who want to kill other people, I'd put 'em to death. Postal workers who get arrested, they have mental problems. You know what? When you're dead you don't have a mental problem. If you take a life, I will take yours. Put me in charge, I will fix it.

You can't rely on anything. At the end of the day, all you have is yourself.

My mother had a horrific life. At fourteen, she was in the Nazi concentration camps. Her sense about life now is, every day above ground is a good day.

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

Happy new year everbody! And remember: be kind to eachother.

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.

I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.