I don't know whether you [musician] can be all things to everybody, which is why there are different kinds of music.

With just a little effort, life can be more or less exceptionally tolerable.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

The Beatles weren't like any other band. Everybody in the band sang, which is why you knew everybody in the band.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.

I have sold my soul to the devil.

Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat.