Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we know it on this planet. No. But neither is what you do.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

The only jobs kids have are to do well in school, to be charming and polite, and be thankful. That's it. I'll house you, protect you, I'll even give my life for you, and in return, you will behave.

Men want success and sex. Women want everything.