Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

Unless you took courses in architecture, engineering, or pre-med, the rest of your liberal arts education hardly prepares you for life as the business warrior and champion you envision yourself to be.

Anybody who picks up a guitar and tells you that there's some inner message that they're trying to convey... it's nonsense. They're not being honest. The reason they're doing this is they wanna get lots of chicks and they don't want to work for a living.

When you are a rock star in front of 20,000 people, you receive instant gratification. A rock star on tour is a king in his domain.

I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate.