Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

With just a little effort, life can be more or less exceptionally tolerable.

Within the perfect situation, not everything is perfect.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.