I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate.

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.

I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.

I want to be dictator.

Ladies, first and foremost: you're on your own. No more rules neatly laid out for you to follow. You have to make up YOUR OWN rules.

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.