I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate.

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

The only jobs kids have are to do well in school, to be charming and polite, and be thankful. That's it. I'll house you, protect you, I'll even give my life for you, and in return, you will behave.

Men want success and sex. Women want everything.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.

What we have is pretty meaningless. It's what we are that counts.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.