I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

There are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it.

Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.