I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.

Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.

It's too easy to do a patriotic-themed show to crawl into people's hearts and minds.

With just a little effort, life can be more or less exceptionally tolerable.

There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

Before a show, you might have aches or pains, or it's a bad rainy day, or it's too humid. We all complain about stuff. But... how do I put this poetically? Once it's the roar of the crowd and the smell of the greasepaint, forget it. Once the adrenaline kicks in and your chest expands, you forget about all that.