Never underestimate the power of being popular in pop culture. You have to be able to do something. You can have a good seat at the restaurant, but you still have to pay for the meal. Fame is important, but to be rich is more important.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

After 9/11, people all of a sudden became patriotic and showed the colors. Why did it take something bad to happen? It means something. People have died for it, and continue to do so.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

The Beatles weren't like any other band. Everybody in the band sang, which is why you knew everybody in the band.