The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

Ladies, first and foremost: you're on your own. No more rules neatly laid out for you to follow. You have to make up YOUR OWN rules.

Rock bands are a lot like football teams: If a guy is on drugs and messes up, get someone else who's proud to wear the uniform and be part of the team.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

When you are a rock star in front of 20,000 people, you receive instant gratification. A rock star on tour is a king in his domain.

We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour odr the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title.

I'll get rid of the drug problem. The first drug dealer will be publicly executed in front of everybody and all of the sudden the rest of the drug dealers are going to go "Uh oh!" Watch how fast the drug problem disappears. If you use drugs, you're addicted and you steal something, you'll get sent off to the outback and to work camps and all of the sudden no drug addicts. See how simple that is? So simple.