The most important word in American, in Western culture, is "I."

Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

Walk amongst the natives by day, but in your heart be Superman.

William Shakespeare sounds to me like some kind of faggot.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

When you're busy doing your own stuff it's like running a race. You try not to look over your shoulder to see who else is in the race, you do the best you can.

I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.