I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

You don't need jails, you get put a thousand miles into the middle of Australia, you can go wherever you want, go ahead, but if you come into a city it's straight to jail.

I'm from Israel, so America has no limits. I started a record label, and then I started managing other artists, like Liza Minelli.

There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I use drugs and alcohol and booze is because it's healthy!"

Let's look different! I like monster movies, so why can't I have Godzilla's face on my boots?

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.