I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

No one has the right to shake his finger in your face.

Let's look different! I like monster movies, so why can't I have Godzilla's face on my boots?

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

It's easy to be drowned out by the crowd, but to thine own self be true, say I, no matter what everybody says, no matter what the popular vibe is.

You can't start motoring up life's road until you get your buns in gear.

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.