I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

Before a show, you might have aches or pains, or it's a bad rainy day, or it's too humid. We all complain about stuff. But... how do I put this poetically? Once it's the roar of the crowd and the smell of the greasepaint, forget it. Once the adrenaline kicks in and your chest expands, you forget about all that.

I crave ideas, and when an idea hits me, it grips me and it tortures me until I master it.

No one has the right to shake his finger in your face.

After 9/11, people all of a sudden became patriotic and showed the colors. Why did it take something bad to happen? It means something. People have died for it, and continue to do so.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

There are no limitations to any of our dreams.