Hillary Clinton was a cute, smart chick in the 1960s.

I think I might prefer women without makeup. Though I don't really know, because I am not good at identifying makeup. I once wrote in the chat, a long time ago, that my wife wore no mascara. She later informed me dryly that she has worn mascara every day that I ever knew her. Or maybe eye liner. I forget. Which is the one you always wear, girls.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

When Trump says fake news, he means journalism that makes points with which he disagrees, usually about him.

It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots.

I personally favor old mechanical watches, but my snobbery does not extend to demanding that all people wear them. My snobbery demands that no one wear a digital.

I think we too often go soft in trying to spare people the agony of confronting reality.