Which one of us, anywhere in the world, doesn't yearn to be believed when the audience is watching?

What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home?' 'Marry my daughter?' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

Gene Wilder characters wanted to be calm, but to the great delight of audiences, they rarely succeeded.

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Anyway, when I got out of the Army, I went to see a therapist. And she said, what seems to be the trouble? And I said I want to give all my money away. And she said, how much do you have? And I said, I owe $300. She stared at me for several seconds, and she said, I see. Well, let's get to work. And maybe by the time you do have some money, you'll be wise enough to know what to do with it.

I put out my hand to shake hands with Zero Mostel, and he took my hand [and] he pulled me up to his face, and he gave me a kiss on the lips. And all my nervousness went out the window.

Gene Wilder often said that his job as an actor wasn't to make something funny but to make it real.