If another Messiah was born he could hardly do so much good as the printing-press.

He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.

As nations improve, so do their gods.

There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.

It is a question whether, when we break a murderer on the wheel, we do not fall into the error a child makes when it hits the chair it has bumped into.

The sure conviction that we could if we wanted to is the reason so many good minds are idle.