For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

I like guys who are understandable and good guys who are flawed.

I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.

The Thing from Another World' was the first movie that really scared me.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I expect a zombie to show up on Sesame Street soon, teaching kids to count.

My stuff is my stuff. Sometimes it's not as successful as some of the other stuff. But it's my stuff.