For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

The most realistic blood I've seen is when Marlon Brando gets beat up in On The Waterfront.

People called 28 Days and 28 Weeks zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus; they're not dead.

I like guys who are understandable and good guys who are flawed.

I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters