Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.

Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.