A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
Scatter seeds of kindness.
Every Man is the Architect of his own Fortunes, but the Neighbours superintend the Construction.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.