After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Familiarity breeds contentment.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.