In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.