A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

The shot Irishmen will now take their places beside Emmet and the Manchester Martyrs in Ireland, and beside the heroes of Poland and Sérbia and Belgium in Europe; and nothing in heaven or earth can prevent it.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.