There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle.

Assasination on the scaffold is the worst form of assasination, because there it is invested with the approval of society.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

Love is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.

Only in the problem play is there any real drama, because drama is no mere setting up of the camera to nature: it is the presentation in parable of the conflict between Man's will and his environment: in a word, of problem.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

What's the use of money if you have to earn it.