Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

Crime is only the retail department of what, in wholesale, we call penal law.

Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.

When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with. I gave you eternity in a single moment, strength of the mountains in one clasp of your arms, and the volume of all the seas in one impulse of your soul.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.