Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.

Democracy means the organization of society for the benefit and at the expense of everybody indiscriminately and not for the benefit of a privileged class.

Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested interest in ill-health.

Bible worship, though at its best it may achieve sublimity by keeping its head in the skies, may also make itself both ridiculousand dangerous by having its feet off the ground.