The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?
Patriotism is a word which always commemorates a robbery.
A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.