Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat fortune tellers.

As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read... But the Press is not free, the newspapers are owned by rich men.

When a prisoner sees the door of his dungeon open, he dashes for it without stopping to think where he shall get his dinner outside.

To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.