Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.

I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.