Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

I never accepted a knighthood because to me, is honour enough?

We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.

When an apparent miracle happened.it proved divine mission to the credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the skeptical.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

If I bind the future I bind my will. If I bind my will I strangle creation.