We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.

Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Marriage is tolerable enough in its way if youre easygoing and dont expect too much from it. But it doesnt bear thinking about.

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.