If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat
What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.
Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness
Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.
No Englishman is ever fairly beaten
Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.