People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

Those who can’t change their minds can’t change anything.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

The politician who once had to learn to flatter Kings has now to learn how to fascinate, amuse, coax, humbug, frighten, or otherwise strike the fancy of the electorate.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.