Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.
With the exception of capitalism, there is nothing so revolting as revolution.
I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.
Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.