A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.
George Bernard ShawIf women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
George Bernard ShawIn a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
George Bernard ShawI can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
George Bernard ShawMen trifle with their business and their politics but never trifle with their games. It brings truth home to them. They cannot pretend they have won when they have lost nor that they had a magnificent drive when they foozled it. The Englishman is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet.
George Bernard Shaw